Hey, LA.

[GOSSIP GIRL]

Well, here I am. Your friendly neighborhood Gossip Girl here to deliver the juiciest of secrets right to your computer and phone screens. I don't have much for you tonight dears but trust me, there will be more to come so let's get started shall we?

First on my list is Chance Caine. Don't know the name? I'm sure you do. He's an actor out here in Cali and a fairly decent looking one at that. Yes, Mr. Cain is back in town after being gone on location for a few months filming his newest action flick, which has me all types of giddy for the imminent number of shirtless scenes. I don't know about you ladies, but Chance Caine is someone I'm definitely glad to see back around these parts. Too bad he's taken though...

oh that's right. I forgot to mention. We all know Harleigh Carson, once America's sweetheart? It's no secret that she's been hopping through the tabloids as the new Lindsey Lohan and apparently that's not all the hopping she's been doing... and yes I do mean to say that it looks like she's been hopping over to Chance's house for a few drunken hook-ups. And here we thought she was getting better. Tsk tsk, little Harleigh. We all know chance's reputation with women. It's only a matter of time until he moves on from you and scoops up whatever looks better.

Hey, it looks like he might already be headed that direction! After all, he was spotted on the beach with the new girl. Sorry miss Harleigh but it looks like Felix Arroyo might be stealing your man. That is, if she wants him. Not a lot is known about this new comer but my sources tell me (and my sources are never wrong) that while trying to pick her up on the beach, she was giving him a hard time. Now who could deny someone of that Godly stature. Are we possibly in the midst of a lesbian, ladies and gentlemen? Certainly seems that way to me.

And last but not least we have the ever beautiful Brooklyn Raine, Victoria's Secret Model and certified Goddess. She's tall, gorgeous and successful. What more could a person need? An attitude adjustment for one. Brooklyn isn't always your all-around bitch but when she wants to be, well she takes the crown from me. Too bad she's luxurious enough to make almost anyone look past it...almost. Better turn that attitude around, miss Brooklyn. Don't want to cross the wrong people now do we?

*sigh* I wish I had more to offer you guys tonight but fear not, you know I never disappoint. And if this wasn't enough of a fix then my everpopular gossip blog is back online and going to be better than ever. Stay tuned folks, I think things are just getting started.

xoxo Gossip Girl